I’ve been inundated with a letter from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales. She writes “Dear Gillian, I have just discovered this hitherto-unnecessary breakfast device. Will it oxygenate the chlorophyll in my red blood cells?”

According to the site, the Egg & Muffin Toaster cooks up “a convenient and tasty morning meal that’s both familiar and well liked.� But only if you want an egg and muffin toastie.

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