Welcame!
I have just bought what is nearly the cheapest, and almost certainly the nastiest, MP3 player in the English-speaking world.
When I switch it on it greets me with “Welcame”. “Oh,” you say, “these people obviously don’t understand English”. Well, that’s to over-estimate them. As the manual describes the product as an “MP3 PERSONBL STEREO” I’d suggest that these people have trouble recognising individual letters.
It might feel like it came out of a Christmas cracker, but what do I care? It plays MP3 files, at 512MB it holds four times more music than my old Rio 500 (and that’s after I spent $99 doubling its original memory), and at under twenty quid I’d say it’s a jolly good buy.